No worries, tweeps. These tweets aren't from various locals wishing everyone a Happy Holiday or from people trying to put the Paul Chryst (new Pitt football coach) in Christmas.
Follow me on Twitter @TheMikeKovak.
Chad Voytik, highly regarded Pitt quarterback recruit from Tennessee
"So excited about the hire. Should be getting a call from him soon. This process has been such a blessing and lesson for me. #Godisgood"
Josh Koscheck, Waynesburg High grad and UFC fighter
"I may never be the best!!! But I will die trying!!!!!! #nevergivingup bc hard work...pays oooooOFF!!!! #posi Enjoy ya weekend!"
Nico Law, Ringgold football
"My bro made all state got big shoes to fill but i can do it #4 leggoo!!! #proudofhim !!"
Matt Venanzi, Peters Township soccer
"Congratulations to @andrew_erenberg on being all state! Finally getting the recognition he deserves! @TheMikeKovak #Fordham #bound"
Souf Oaklin fo' Life, comedic look at life in South Oakland
"Report: Sally Wiggin sabotages generator, makes quick break for wine country before kickoff. #Steelers #MNF"
Seth Petras, Canon-McMillan basketball
"Socks: Check, Pants: Check, Shoes: Check, Bulletproof Vest: Check"
Tweet of the Week
Fake Todd Graham
"A fortune teller just told Penni that in two years I will be sneaking out of Phoenix to take my dream job at Ringgold High School."